e phone call ended with a series of busy tones.Xiaofan, I hate you to death! The fat man smashed the drumstick in his hand to the ground and roared with fury: What kind of person do I, Fat Grandpa, th...Girls are definitely the weirdest creatures on Earth.
Their thoughts are often mind-boggling and absurd.
More often than not, it's just frustrating.
Take Duan Xing as an example. While Li Nanshan was asleep, she got aroused by him and, in a ghostly manner, unbuckled his belt and served him for a full hour without feeling like she had done anything wrong.
Li Nanfang was just joking with her, but when he saw her frightened expression, he couldn't help but find it amusing. He secretly pinched her playfully, and she immediately called him a hooligan.
Who is the hooligan
Of the two of us, who is more ruthless
If Li Nanshan knew that he had been blown over by his niece while he was fast asleep, he would definitely question her with such indignation.
I won't stop until I make her blush.
There's a saying that goes, "You can eat milk, but you shouldn't speak milkily. Otherwise, we'll see each other in court."
Of course, even if Li Nanfang knew all this, he wouldn't have time to argue with her right now.
He gritted his teeth, tears welling up in his eyes as he clenched a small hand, twisting painfully at the soft flesh under his ribs. He stared with all his might at the two red lights that were gradually appearing dozens of meters away.
To be precise, these two crimson lights are not actually lamps, but rather the eyes of some kind of diligent creature.
When Li Nanfang first arrived, he had already turned on his flashlight and carefully observed the surroundings.
He felt like he was at the bottom of a pit a hundred meters wide.
How far down the bottom of the pit was from the opening, Li Nanfang shone his powerful flashlight upwards. He could only illuminate a distance of more than ten meters before being obscured by the white mist that permeated the pit.
Although he was at the edge of a pit over ten meters deep, he could still tell that the sinkhole should be an inverted funnel shape.
It is wider at the bottom and narrower as it goes up.
The walls of the chasm were covered in stalactites, jagged and uneven like a dog's teeth. It was a dream training ground for rock climbers.
Moreover, Li Nanfang also keenly observed that rock climbers often climbed from the bottom towards the mouth of the sinkhole.
On those mammary glands, Li Nanfang discovered several scales.
Okay, Li Nanfang admitted that this rock climber was actually a snake.
A very large python.
While climbing, a python accidentally got its scales scraped off by limestone, some as big as ping-pong balls.
If one can glimpse the whole from a single instance, then surely one can also see the whole snake from a single scale.
If this python wasn't as thick as a water bucket and no more than ten meters long, Li Nanfang would dare to bet with anyone that he could swallow it alive.
It's not strange at all for pythons to live in dark underground burrows.
Snakes, don't they just love to live in environments like this
Li Nanfang felt that if his judgment was correct, this python should be a sea snake.
Because the bottom of the sky pit is connected to the Dragon River.
Intelligence provided by the agent on the ground was accurate.
Near the estuary of Canglong River, the water depth is indeed nearly a hundred meters. This is due to the scouring effect when the sea floods back.
Over millions of years, the strong scouring of seawater eroded the Dragon-Hidden Mountain's riverside face, forming numerous holes in the rocks. These holes made it easy for whirlpools to form, constantly scouring them—until one day, the power of nature, using the seawater at the base of the cliff on the back side of Dragon-Hidden Mountain, relentlessly carved out multiple water alleys.
These water alleys connected to the sinkhole are the underground rivers mentioned in the intelligence provided by the National Security Agency.
Since the water at the bottom of the Tiankeng is connected to the Canglong River, and the Canglong River connects to the sea, would it be strange if sea snakes came here to play
No wonder this mountain is called Dragon Hiding Mountain, the river behind the mountain is called Dragon Hiding River.
The indigenous people who originally lived near Mount Canglong discovered a dragon-like creature lurking in the area, which is why it was named as such.
Very vivid.
Just as many deep-sea creatures remain unknown even today, it's not surprising that a giant sea snake could be hiding in the depths of Zanglong River.
Strangely, Li Nanshan found many skeletons beneath the Tiankeng.
Most of them are livestock, probably pigs and sheep.
But surprisingly, there were also some humans among them.
Although Li Nanfang had amnesia, he could still easily distinguish between human skulls and the heads of pigs and sheep.
The abyss within the cave was pitch black, with swirling currents and no sunlight ever penetrating. Only aquatic creatures could survive in such a place; humans, pigs, sheep, or any other terrestrial animal would never dare to inhabit this dark and unforgiving environment.
Then, how did those diligent white bones scatter from the bottom of the pit to the void
This is certainly because someone on the surface of the sky pit feeds this sea snake regularly.
After being raised by humans for countless years, this sea snake has long developed certain conditioned reflexes.
Just like raising pigs professionally, as long as you tap a few times on the trough with a small stick, the piglets will come scurrying to eat.
Whenever the day arrives when someone regularly places offerings into the abyss, that sea serpent, whose whereabouts are unknown for the rest of the year, would arrive on this day to begin its feast.
The cooperation between the two parties was incredibly tacit.
To always eat seafood, to be able to taste pork, sheep, even human flesh as a change of pace, that would definitely be a feast.
At that moment, when Li Nanfang saw the scales on the pit wall, he finally realized what they were. He squatted down and began to carefully observe those bones.
These bones only bear the marks of bites from serpent fangs, yet there are no signs of a broken body from a fall.
This proves that the prey of these sea snakes were eaten on top, then slid down the pit after being full, digested the meat, and spit out the indigestible bones.
Li Nanfang hoped that his luck wouldn't be so bad.
Don't let things get to the point where the giant sea serpent is fed. That way, it could calmly climb out of the sky pit and secretly search the depths of Crouching Dragon Mountain for Shen Yun's whereabouts.
I'm very sorry.
Li Nanfang, who was always incredibly lucky, had the worst possible luck on the day he visited Changlong Mountain.
Looking at the two red lights getting closer and closer, Li Nanfang started to regret why he spent so much time observing the surroundings.
After he managed to scramble out of the water, he should have just ignored the bones and whatever happened to Duan—whether he lived or died. He should have climbed up to the sky pit himself. —Well, if he'd actually done that, he would've been struck by lightning.
My brother-in-law left his sister-in-law and walked away alone. Is that still human
What about the one who used to pinch his little aunt's cheeks after that
What you get is what you give. That's how fair fate always is.
It's so unfair that Li Nanshan wants to jump up and down and curse!
No, it's because it hurts.
He truly didn't expect his niece to have such strong hands, almost twisting the soft flesh under his ribs.
But he didn't dare to swear.
Because even a little noise—let alone cursing—could attract the attention of that sea serpent.
Although Li Nánfāng claimed he should be awesome, he wouldn't want to be a dragon-slaying hero unless absolutely necessary.
Damn it, everyone said they were bringing things over, don't make a fuss anymore. What the hell are you doing trying to kill me
This is the prelude to Wrist being dragged down with me into the snake pit.
What's it like to be swallowed by a sea serpent
Of course, it's not fun.
How can I get my sister-in-law to stop, for God's sake, from pinching me
Li Nanan was in excruciating pain. His brow furrowed as a plan formed in his mind.
She can pinch him, so why can't he pinch her
Who says a sister-in-law can only choke her brother-in-law, but the brother-in-law can't choke back
There's a saying that goes, "A sister-in-law's backside belongs to her brother-in-law." So, if you pinch her flesh, let her taste the pain too. It's nothing.
Think and do.
Li Nanfang, with his right hand tightly pressing Duan Xing's head against his chest, extended his left hand without any pretense to her chest, firmly grabbing something familiar—with force, with force.
To Li Nanfang's surprise, his niece's endurance in enduring the pain was simply incredible.
He swore his niece's whole body was bruised purple, yet she just flailed her arms and legs helplessly, not making a sound.
Oh, and I almost forgot, my niece's face was pressed firmly against her brother-in-law's chest, her nose was smashed flat, so there was no way her mouth could make a sound.
Originally, she pinched me because I was holding her too tightly, making it difficult for her to breathe.
This is really pinching me, I hope I can let her go.
I am ashamed.
Someone as brilliant and capable as my brother-in-law could have overlooked this It's simply unforgivable.
Finally figuring out that because of the appearance of Zhang Hai's snake, he had forgotten about Duan Lingxing being suffocated, the brother-in-law felt ashamed and quickly loosened his grip on the back of her head.
He wouldn't dare let go completely.
After being completely released, Duan Zero will definitely take deep breaths.
Though the sound of breathing was not loud, it could possibly startle the sea snake.
Books about biology say that snakes don't have ears, and their eyes are just for show. They rely on the sensory pits in their mouths to detect vibrations in the air.
Therefore, a snake's sense of smell is quite acute.
And they don't seem to be able to make sounds like a horse neighing or a donkey braying either.
Their conversation should be ultrasonic waves, audible only to special instruments and not to the human ear.
This ultrasound, humans can only perceive with their keen sixth sense.
Segment Zero currently has no time to feel the ultrasonic waves of the sea snake.
When someone is about to be suffocated alive, they will finally cry tears of joy when they can breathe air again, and then open their mouth, gasp for breath, and bite down on the chest of some thug.
At this moment, there was nothing like brother-in-law and sister-in-law.
Who's brother-in-law would be so heartless
He not only tried to suffocate his niece alive, but also squeezed her
with great force while she struggled in vain.
Duān Língxīng didn't even need to look to know that her originally snow-white little bun was now purple.
If he's so heartless, his niece shouldn't be polite to him at all!
She bit down on the thing that was flailing about on the man's chest.
It's useless, you can't even feed a baby with it.
Just bite and get it over with!
This is called an eye for an eye. If the brother-in-law pinches the sister-in-law somewhere, she bites him back in the same spot.
"Ouch, girl."
Li Nanfang was truly in pain, but he didn't dare to scream loudly. He could only whisper into her ear: "Just now I wasn't intentional, I was afraid that you would make a sound and attract danger. First loosen your lips and open your eyes wide, look over there."
What are you looking at
Even if I really saw a ghost, I'd still bite it down for you!
Duan Zixing begrudgingly thought to himself, but his eyes flickered.
Then he saw two crimson lights, swinging back and forth as they came from afar.
"What What's that"
The young niece was startled and immediately lost her desire to bite.
Finally, the pain was gone. He could keep his head—though it wasn't much use really—but after the agony subsided, Li Nanfang felt a great sense of relief and quickly replied, “It must have been a snake. A very large, very big sea snake. Are you afraid”
Li Nanshan's last question was pointless.
Almost all girls are afraid of snakes.
"A-afraid," Duan whispered, his voice trembling.
"I'm afraid too."
Li Nanfang had no trace of a man's courage, and threatened in a low voice: "Don't ever make any more Qingjing. Otherwise, I'll really leave you behind and ride off alone."
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